46 Funny Tweets From Celebrities

Social media has changed the way we view celebrities. While we once had to read the latest gossip mag or search google for tidbits of information about our favorite stars, now thanks to social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we can connect with them at the click of a button. 

Twitter has especially made this easy, with people able to follow celebrities and find out what they are thinking about while also asking them anything they like. While you can’t always expect an answer, many celebs will indeed reply to a tweet, often resulting in some very funny tweets from celebrities. 

Some of the best tweets from celebrities come when they reply to fans, either with a funny comment or by roasting the person who asked them a question. Then there are those celebs who are just plain funny and use Twitter as a way to share hilarious jokes, funny stories, or witty anecdotes about their private life.  

We have searched through the Twitter machine and found some of the funniest tweets from a wide range of actors, musicians, sports stars, and entertainers that are sure to give you a good laugh. 

1. Elon Musk Isn’t Actually From Mars

The rumor that I’m building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 12, 2015

2. James Blunt Is Rolling in the Cash

Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. https://t.co/dZeLFp5aaQ

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 28, 2021

3. Happy Valentine’s Day From Danny Trejo

Happy #ValentinesDay ❤️ pic.twitter.com/a4KU2e0soz

— Danny Trejo (@officialDannyT) February 14, 2021

4. Ryan Reynolds Trolling Wife Blake Lively 

I wish. I could use a little “me time”. https://t.co/S6kXFsWaMe

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 31, 2018

5. No More Cookie Monster 

Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.

— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) March 15, 2021

6. We Feel You, Billy Eichner

Current mood: Wishing I felt like Rihanna but I know I’m the guy to her left making that face pic.twitter.com/bBQMlXGOEa

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 29, 2018

7. Monica Lewinsky Knows

👀 https://t.co/lrr5eCeCsA

— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) May 21, 2021

8. Post Malone Asking the Hard-Hitting Questions

is meatball an fruit

— Post Malone (@PostMalone) July 16, 2018

9. Ryan Reynolds Just Wants the Bear To Come Home

Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home. https://t.co/L4teoxoY50

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 25, 2020

10. Kylie Jenner’s Life-Changing Moment

last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.

— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 19, 2018

11. That Time Nicki Minaj Wanted To Know Men’s Ball Sizes

ok boys, what’s your ball size?

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) April 28, 2013

12. Cher Approves

Love these pic.twitter.com/PbzdDsh6RM

— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021

13. Kim Kardashian Discovering What a Pickle Is

Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 22, 2010

14. Stephen Colbert Loves Pizza

Happy National Pizza Day, when we honor the pizzas that Stuffed Crust so one day their children could On a Bagel.

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) February 10, 2023

15. Mariah Carey Loves Kale Chips

EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips 😂 https://t.co/AuHTBskD8b

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 29, 2018

16. Ice-T Got Jokes

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down….. My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 24, 2022

17. Who Else Loves Slutty Susan Sarandon?

There’s still plenty of time 💅 https://t.co/xdkimtGfgz

— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) April 28, 2022

18. Ryan Reynolds Taking Shots At Hugh Jackman

Pretty sure those are protesters. https://t.co/URNGDCg0cO

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 5, 2017

19. Lady Gaga Loves a Bargain 

why do people look at me like I’m crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) December 21, 2012

20. James Blunt With All His Fans

I love my fan. pic.twitter.com/mMrOIHC4If

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 18, 2020

21. Justin Bieber Loves Arm

i love arm

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 1, 2012

22. Sean Paul Wants You Ready for the Pandemic 

In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature pic.twitter.com/o0Tgju4CDJ

— Sean Paul (@duttypaul) February 18, 2021

23. Ashanti Has No Problems Farting

How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

— ASHANTI (@ashanti) October 2, 2010

24. Dionne Warwick Is No Mayo Fan

I am blocking this account. https://t.co/dYy0bZa55I

— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) October 7, 2021

25. Macaulay Culkin’s Modern-Day Version of Home Alone

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. pic.twitter.com/sGj86933LA

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 7, 2019

26. Paul Rudd Is a Dude

Not me, but one time my dad texted me that he was hanging out with Paul Rudd and I didn’t believe him so Paul Rudd said here text him this. https://t.co/D3rqmOz6Ft pic.twitter.com/ziOFfh9HCD

— Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy) July 17, 2020

27. Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” Warning 

When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩

— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) October 13, 2021

28. Bob Saget Loved a Bad Bitch

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you’re a freak or not.

— bob saget (@bobsaget) February 24, 2016

29. Frankie Muniz Is a Big Sausage Fan

I know I’ve probably tweeted this before but… Damn! I love sausage!

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) September 12, 2019

30. We Don’t Think T-Pain Likes Oysters 

Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like “I bet if I crack that bitch in half there’s gonna be something delicious in there”?! Then they cracked it and saw something from a nasal passage and was like BINGO!

— T-Pain (@TPAIN) March 28, 2021

31. Harry Styles Learns the Hard Way About Deep Heat

Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee…A mistake has been made.

— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) October 8, 2011

32. Mindy Kaling’s Three Favorite Words

“feat. Sean Paul” are my three favorite words in the English language

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 9, 2016

33. Katy Perry Refuses To Speak Italian 

I refuse to speak Starbucks until I’ve actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) October 16, 2013

34. Mark Ruffalo Being Cheeky 

Happy #4thOfJuly 🍑 pic.twitter.com/0pPKmNkUop

— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) July 4, 2020

35. Kevin Hart Loves To Motorboat

Motorboat them things!!!! #KevMoji https://t.co/iItF6mCaIn

— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) September 14, 2016

36. Conan O’Brien Is All About Fist Fights

I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 23, 2018

37. Britney Spears With Her Say on Global Warming

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

— Britney Spears 🌹🚀 (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011

38. Thanks for Letting Us Know Kris Jenner

I just sharted myself. That’s when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) May 10, 2012

39. Liam Payne Needs an Interpreter

Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house

— Liam (@LiamPayne) October 14, 2012

40. Seth Rogan Has an Awkward Moment With His Mom

Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 8, 2018

41. Lil Jon Needs a Poop

WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!

— LILJON (@LilJon) September 28, 2010

42. Lewis Capaldi Rates Himself 

I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber pic.twitter.com/QO9F4PdxlP

— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) January 16, 2020

43. Not Sure What Dean Norris Means With This Tweet

Sex gifs

— Dean Norris (@deanjnorris) May 23, 2018

44. Cardi B Asking the Important Questions

Do ants poop ?

— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 14, 2020

45. Hulk Hogan’s First Tweet. Ever

First tweet of
My life

— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) August 19, 2010

46. Shaq Is All About Walmart

I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart

— SHAQ (@SHAQ) January 17, 2009