46 Funny Tweets From Celebrities
Social media has changed the way we view celebrities. While we once had to read the latest gossip mag or search google for tidbits of information about our favorite stars, now thanks to social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we can connect with them at the click of a button.
Twitter has especially made this easy, with people able to follow celebrities and find out what they are thinking about while also asking them anything they like. While you can’t always expect an answer, many celebs will indeed reply to a tweet, often resulting in some very funny tweets from celebrities.
Some of the best tweets from celebrities come when they reply to fans, either with a funny comment or by roasting the person who asked them a question. Then there are those celebs who are just plain funny and use Twitter as a way to share hilarious jokes, funny stories, or witty anecdotes about their private life.
We have searched through the Twitter machine and found some of the funniest tweets from a wide range of actors, musicians, sports stars, and entertainers that are sure to give you a good laugh.
1. Elon Musk Isn’t Actually From Mars
The rumor that I’m building a spaceship to get back to my home planet Mars is totally untrue
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 12, 2015
2. James Blunt Is Rolling in the Cash
Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. https://t.co/dZeLFp5aaQ
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 28, 2021
3. Happy Valentine’s Day From Danny Trejo
— Danny Trejo (@officialDannyT) February 14, 2021
4. Ryan Reynolds Trolling Wife Blake Lively
I wish. I could use a little “me time”. https://t.co/S6kXFsWaMe
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 31, 2018
5. No More Cookie Monster
Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) March 15, 2021
6. We Feel You, Billy Eichner
Current mood: Wishing I felt like Rihanna but I know I’m the guy to her left making that face pic.twitter.com/bBQMlXGOEa
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 29, 2018
7. Monica Lewinsky Knows
— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) May 21, 2021
8. Post Malone Asking the Hard-Hitting Questions
is meatball an fruit
— Post Malone (@PostMalone) July 16, 2018
9. Ryan Reynolds Just Wants the Bear To Come Home
Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home. https://t.co/L4teoxoY50
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 25, 2020
10. Kylie Jenner’s Life-Changing Moment
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 19, 2018
11. That Time Nicki Minaj Wanted To Know Men’s Ball Sizes
ok boys, what’s your ball size?
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) April 28, 2013
12. Cher Approves
Love these pic.twitter.com/PbzdDsh6RM
— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021
13. Kim Kardashian Discovering What a Pickle Is
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 22, 2010
14. Stephen Colbert Loves Pizza
Happy National Pizza Day, when we honor the pizzas that Stuffed Crust so one day their children could On a Bagel.
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) February 10, 2023
15. Mariah Carey Loves Kale Chips
EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips 😂 https://t.co/AuHTBskD8b
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 29, 2018
16. Ice-T Got Jokes
I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down….. My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 24, 2022
17. Who Else Loves Slutty Susan Sarandon?
There’s still plenty of time 💅 https://t.co/xdkimtGfgz
— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) April 28, 2022
18. Ryan Reynolds Taking Shots At Hugh Jackman
Pretty sure those are protesters. https://t.co/URNGDCg0cO
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 5, 2017
19. Lady Gaga Loves a Bargain
why do people look at me like I’m crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) December 21, 2012
20. James Blunt With All His Fans
I love my fan. pic.twitter.com/mMrOIHC4If
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 18, 2020
21. Justin Bieber Loves Arm
i love arm
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 1, 2012
22. Sean Paul Wants You Ready for the Pandemic
In these covid times make sure u have the right temperature pic.twitter.com/o0Tgju4CDJ
— Sean Paul (@duttypaul) February 18, 2021
23. Ashanti Has No Problems Farting
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
— ASHANTI (@ashanti) October 2, 2010
24. Dionne Warwick Is No Mayo Fan
I am blocking this account. https://t.co/dYy0bZa55I
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) October 7, 2021
25. Macaulay Culkin’s Modern-Day Version of Home Alone
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. pic.twitter.com/sGj86933LA
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) August 7, 2019
26. Paul Rudd Is a Dude
— Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy) July 17, 2020
27. Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” Warning
When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) October 13, 2021
28. Bob Saget Loved a Bad Bitch
I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you’re a freak or not.
— bob saget (@bobsaget) February 24, 2016
29. Frankie Muniz Is a Big Sausage Fan
I know I’ve probably tweeted this before but… Damn! I love sausage!
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) September 12, 2019
30. We Don’t Think T-Pain Likes Oysters
Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like “I bet if I crack that bitch in half there’s gonna be something delicious in there”?! Then they cracked it and saw something from a nasal passage and was like BINGO!
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) March 28, 2021
31. Harry Styles Learns the Hard Way About Deep Heat
Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee…A mistake has been made.
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) October 8, 2011
32. Mindy Kaling’s Three Favorite Words
“feat. Sean Paul” are my three favorite words in the English language
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 9, 2016
33. Katy Perry Refuses To Speak Italian
I refuse to speak Starbucks until I’ve actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) October 16, 2013
34. Mark Ruffalo Being Cheeky
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) July 4, 2020
35. Kevin Hart Loves To Motorboat
— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) September 14, 2016
36. Conan O’Brien Is All About Fist Fights
I don’t need to buy anything on Black Friday, I just want to get in a fistfight at Bed Bath and Beyond to feel alive.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 23, 2018
37. Britney Spears With Her Say on Global Warming
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.
— Britney Spears 🌹🚀 (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
38. Thanks for Letting Us Know Kris Jenner
I just sharted myself. That’s when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) May 10, 2012
39. Liam Payne Needs an Interpreter
Gott in yeaterday spilt a fulllllllllllll! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house
— Liam (@LiamPayne) October 14, 2012
40. Seth Rogan Has an Awkward Moment With His Mom
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 8, 2018
41. Lil Jon Needs a Poop
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
— LILJON (@LilJon) September 28, 2010
42. Lewis Capaldi Rates Himself
I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber pic.twitter.com/QO9F4PdxlP
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) January 16, 2020
43. Not Sure What Dean Norris Means With This Tweet
— Dean Norris (@deanjnorris) May 23, 2018
44. Cardi B Asking the Important Questions
Do ants poop ?
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) May 14, 2020
45. Hulk Hogan’s First Tweet. Ever
First tweet of
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) August 19, 2010
46. Shaq Is All About Walmart
I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) January 17, 2009
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