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29 Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your Beau
It’s that time of the year again to tell your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, family, or friends how much you genuinely care and love them. A sweet and romantic Valentine’s gift is the best way to show someone how much you care. While romantic and charming might lead to intimacy, a funny Valentine’s Day gift will lead to laughter, which is an aphrodisiac in itself. These funny gifts will surely get a lot of laughs, just make sure you also have a backup gift.
According to commercials, women want expensive jewelry or fancy gifts on Valentine’s Day. Well, they’ll appreciate matching underwear or a funny mug too. Guys love video games and other toys. Let’s be honest; they’ll love sex coupons or personalized chocolate just as much.
Valentine’s Day isn’t just about couples. It’s a chance to show family and friends that you love them or drop a big hint to your crush. Whatever your situation, your beau will love these funny Valentine’s Day gifts.
1. Mr. Right and Mrs. Always Right
Drinking that morning coffee or tea is vital to any successful relationship. That’s why every couple needs to have matching coffee mugs. It’ll strengthen the relationship and is good for a laugh. Plus, it’s a practical gift.
But the Mr. Right and Mrs. Always Right is the only matching mug set that’ll do. The Triple Gifted store accurately assesses every couple with these matching mugs.
2. Heart Shaped Waffle Maker
It’s a medical fact that the quickest and best way to a person’s heart is through the stomach. Nothing says “I love you” like a waffle unless it’s a heart-shaped waffle.
Visit the Dash Store to pick up The Mini Heart-Shaped Waffle Maker. The portable device is easy to carry around and takes up little space. It features a 4-inch non-stick cooking surface that also makes biscuit pizzas and waffled hash browns, all in the shape of a heart. Not only is it a funny gift, but it’s also practical.
3. Funny Valentine Toilet Paper
There’s no better place to let someone know you love them than the bathroom. Cheerin presents Funny Toilet paper for husbands for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, and birthdays. It features funny poop emojis with witty phrases bound to make anyone laugh. While it might be a gift for him, girlfriends and wives will love it too.
4. Shower Wine Glass Holder
The BeTime Store presents the brilliant idea of a shower wine glass holder. It’s the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for a girlfriend or wife. All the husbands or boyfriends have to do is get the bathtub ready, light some candles, and put the Wine Glass Holder in place. It’ll also come in handy when husbands decide to join their wives.
5. Dinner & Movie Dice
The longer couples are together, the more they argue about date night. Some couples need help deciding what to eat and watch. Arovene presents a vital tool to prevent all future arguments, the Dinner & Movie Dice.
Never again will couples fight over date night. It comes with one die for movies, and a second covers dinner. The options include romance, comedy, burgers, and pizza. There’s no way to go wrong with this impressive gift. It’s easily one of the funniest Valentine’s gifts to give your beau on February 14th.
6. Couples Split Blanket
Every relationship needs a split blanket. Some significant others like to hog the blanket, while others like layers. Luckily, Merideth and John Jaskowski are selling a slick Couples Split Blanket on Uncommon Goods.
It’ll allow couples to maintain a close physical connection while getting their own space. It’s a thoughtful gift perfect for all occasions. It’ll strengthen the bond in a relationship and allow everyone to sleep comfortably.
7. Naughty Vouchers
A staple of Valentine’s Day is naughty vouchers. It’s a funny gift for a laugh and some naughty fun. Spice up the night with Naughty Coupons for him from Hot Sex Coupons. A Valentine’s Day gift is rarely this sexy and hilarious.
8. Couples Hand Holding Mittens
During a walk on a cold day, couples must choose between holding hands or staying warm. Thanks to Uncommon Goods, couples will never have that problem again.
Couples can stay toasty while holding hands at an affordable price with Couples Hand Holding Mittens. The set includes one hand holding glove plus individual gloves that attach with ribbons. Take Valentine’s Day and handholding to new levels.
9. Love Coupons
Love coupons are slightly different from Naughty Vouchers but just as fun. These cards are great for a spontaneous romantic adventure that won’t cost an arm and a leg.
It includes sexy vouchers like “Give a massage that might turn a little naughty.” It also includes “Breakfast in Bed” and “Pass on a Chore.” Brought to you by Hardley Designs Store, IOU Love Vouchers are ideal for a husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend on Valentine’s Day.
10. Matching Underwear Set
Some couples are masters at Halloween costumes and Christmas sweaters. Others take it to the next level on Valentine’s Day with matching underwear sets.
Veelu Store presents Custom Matching Underwear sets for couples. The funny gift features his picture on her bra and underwear and her picture all over his boxers. It’s a great gag gift for Valentine’s Day but is also excellent for a newly engaged or married couple.
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11. You're The Best Thing I Ever Found on the Internet Card
With an abundance of dating apps, many couples are meeting online and falling madly in love. Peacemounts presents the perfect Valentine’s Day card for Internet couples. Peacemounts’ “You’re the Best Thing I Found on the Internet” card will get tons of laughs and makes for a great gift idea.
12. Personalized Chocolate
Chocolate is another staple of every Valentine’s Day. It wouldn’t be the same without something sweet to eat. M&M’s has a new twist on the classic Valentine’s Day chocolate. Get customized little candies that include romantic quotes and pictures. There’s nothing sweeter than customized chocolate.
13. Yoda Obi-Wan for Me Coffee Mug
The Willcallyou store has the perfect gift for Star Wars fans. The cute class A ceramics mug is ideal for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, and other celebrations. The Baby Yoda Obi-Wan For Me coffee mug is perfect for any girlfriend, wife, boyfriend, or husband that is strong with the force.
14. Lightsaber Chopsticks
After watching Star Wars, every adult and child wishes that they could own a real lightsaber. While real lightsabers aren’t possible, Chop Sabers came up with a close alternative. In fact, Star Wars fans will fall in love with Chop Sabers Light Up Lightsabers chopsticks.
Much like the series, they come in all the popular lightsaber colors, including red, blue, and green. It’s easily one of the best and funniest Valentine’s Day gifts.
15. Magnetic Wrist Band
Every child dreams of having Batman’s utility belt. The Highever Store is fully well aware of this dream. Instead of a belt, they made a handy Magnetic Wrist Band. Husbands or wives who fix things around the house will love this practical gadget.
While it might look funny, it’s helpful when doing work around the house. Made from polyester, it comes with fifteen embedded magnets and pockets. It allows the wearer to hold onto nails and other small objects.
16. Wife's Last Nerve
Candles and rose petals are vital to making Valentine’s night genuinely romantic. The Homsolver Store has a funny candle that’s a perfect gift to use that night. Every wife will love the Wife’s Last Nerve candle. Not only will it get a laugh, but it’s a practical gift that anyone will love.
17. Talking Pints
Picking out the perfect gift is challenging, especially for new couples. Luckily Uncommon Goods offers up the ideal solution with Talking Pints glasses.
Fill up the mug with your favorite beverage to a specific line to determine your talking point. Holding up to 16 oz, it’s the perfect gift for Valentine’s Day and includes a series of conversation starters.
18. I Love You More Glass
Every wife and girlfriend will love a wine glass for Valentine’s Day. Modwnfy devised a way for husbands to win every argument and buy a great gift. Unsurprisingly, the 15 oz I Love You More Wine glass is perfect for Valentine’s Day or anniversaries.
It’s a meaningful present that is funny and sweet all at the same time, although your partner might not like the message it sends.
19. Hershey Chocolate Bar Emergency Box
Etsy offers up a wide range of creative and fun gifts for all occasions. Nothing beats the handmade Hershey Chocolate Bar Emergency Glass Box from 4UGiftsOnline. The funny but practical gift even opens up, allowing you to put in all kinds of candies and treats. It’s the ideal Valentine’s Day gift for a loved one or a friend.
20. To a Lifetime of Ice Cream
SS Specialty Styles features a wide range of gifts for all occasions. For instance, the brand sells stainless steel engraved spoons for all celebrations, notably Valentine’s Day. The engraved spoons make a great Valentine’s Day gift.
While it might not be as funny as other gifts, it’ll end with ice cream, so it’s a win-win. This gift for ice cream lovers is perfect for couples that love to stay in and share dessert.
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21. Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker
The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker is a funny idea that’s practical and delicious. The compact breakfast maker is the ideal way to tell your wife or husband that you love them. It’s a quick and easy way to make a mouth-watering breakfast sandwich that puts the rest to shame.
22. Couples Connect
After dinner and the roses, it’s time to spice up Valentine’s night. Life Sutra’s Couples Connect allows relationships to deepen and have meaningful conversations.
Couples build trust while learning about each other’s most intimate thoughts. It’s more than just a fun game, allowing you to understand your partner’s wants and needs. Take your Valentine’s and relationship to new places with this exciting gift.
23. Shower Curtain
There are various places a romantic Valentine’s Day could end. For some couples, it ends at home or in an expensive hotel suite. Then there are those more adventurous couples who end up in the shower. So set the mood with a sexy and stylish Get Naked shower curtain. It’s the perfect decor for Valentine’s Day and lets your Valentine know what you want.
24. Lenski Valentine's Day Bluetooth Beanie
While the Lenski Valentine’s Day Bluetooth Beanie might seem like a silly gift to some people, every sane man, woman, and child will go crazy for it. The comfortable beanie will do more than keep your head warm. It includes the most recent 5.0 Bluetooth technology that allows the wearer to listen to music and make phone calls.
It’s great for outdoor events and has a powerful LED light. With built-in speakers, the Bluetooth Beanie is one of the most extraordinary and best gifts on Amazon. There’s no way to go wrong with such a creative and affordable gift.
25. Sexy Time Candle
Set the mood for an unforgettable night with a funny Sexy Time Candle. Available at the Fund Amlight Store, the Sexy Time Candle is perfect for any romantic night. The brand offers various scents with quotes on the front, some more graphic than others.
One way or the other, somebody’s going to have a sexy time on Valentine’s Day.
26. Lingerie Nightgown T-Shirt Sleep Dress
It’s common for boyfriends and husbands to buy their wives or girlfriends sexy lingerie for Valentine’s Day. Honestly, that’s a gift that’s more for the guys. Floerns created the funny Lingerie Nightgown T-Shirt Sleep Dress for both to enjoy.
The comfortable polyester sleep dress features a funny lingerie design that no husband or boyfriend will find a disappointment. It’s good for a laugh, and they still get their lingerie.
27. Flashlight Gloves
The ZOOI Store has the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for those last-minute shoppers. Flashlight Gloves are a funny, creative, and practical Valentine’s Day gift that’ll come in handy. It’s perfect for anyone that works with their hands in dark places.
The gloves feature LED lights and an easy-to-use display. It’ll be tough for anyone to top such an incredible gift.
28. Talk, Flirt, Dare Couple Game
Artagia has the perfect game for couples that are looking for some adventure. The Talk, Flirt, Dare Couple Game will take date night to new places. It’ll spice up date night and allows couples to open up to each other.
Choose from three different categories to turn up the heat and take your relationship to a deeper level.
29. A Pun Day
There’s nothing better than a funny joke to start the day. There isn’t a couple that won’t love the Pun a Day gift. The ace present features a new funny pun every morning.
It’s the ideal Valentine’s Day gift because it keeps spreading love and joy for the rest of the year.
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