94 SpongeBob Quotes That Will Get You Giggling
Few recent cartoons have had as much impact on modern pop culture as SpongeBob SquarePants. The Nickelodeon animation was created by marine science educator and animator Stephen Hillenburg and is based on an unpublished book he wrote that he wanted to use as a teaching tool. When he swapped the classroom for the animation studio, Hillenburg was able to pitch his book as a TV show and before you know it SpongeBob SquarePants was born.
The much-loved animated television show has captured the hearts of kids (and adults) around the world thanks to its great animation, well-developed characters, strong themes and storylines, and hilarious SpongeBob quotes.
Focusing on the optimistic title character, SpongeBob SquarePants, the show follows him as he goes about his daily life in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. He is joined by an array of weird and wonderful characters that include his best friend Patrick Star, his next-door neighbor Squidward Tentacles, his boss at Krusty Krabs, Mr. Krabs, and Gary the Snail, SpongeBob’s pet snail.
The show is known for its humor (which sometimes branches into dark humor territory) and heartwarming moments, often resulting in some clever, moving, funny, and memorable quotes that have entered the realm of modern pop culture.
Now in its 13th season with a 14th on the way, SpongeBob is one of the longest-running animated shows in history, with fans of the show using their favorite quotes and lines of dialogue from the series as part of their everyday speech. These quotes range from silly one-liners and funny gags to heartwarming phrases that demonstrate why SpongeBob is such a successful show.
SpongeBob SquarePants quotes have transcended the boundaries of the show, and have become a cultural phenomenon in their own right. Just like the countless spin-offs and other media properties associated with the show, including The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, the quotes from the show are part of the reason it’s so successful. Whether you’re a longtime fan of the show or just discovering it for the first time, there’s no denying the impact that SpongeBob SquarePants quotes have had on popular culture.
- “I’m ready, I’m ready!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you in therapy.” – Sheldon Plankton
- “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward Tentacles
- Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick.”
- “Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly.” – Mr. Krabs
- “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!” – Sandy Cheeks
- “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- Mr. Krabs: “I didn’t want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.” Spongebob: “Am I a pretty girl?”
- “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness… money.” – Mr. Krabs
- “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Sheldon Plankton
- “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “F is for friends who do stuff together!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “A five-letter word for happiness – money.” – Mr. Krabs
- SpongeBob: We haven’t sold one chocolate bar. I got a feeling that we’re too easily distracted. [Cut to Patrick staring at the pictures.] Patrick: Huh?
- “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
- “I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “If I was a mom… this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy!” – Patrick Star
- “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “If I don’t make any money today I’ll surely break out in a rash!” – Mr. Krabs
- “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “What’s so great about a nerdy pickle?” – Patrick Star
- “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
- “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” – Squidward Tentacles
- “Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “My name is not RIIIIIIIIIICCKK!” – Patrick Star
- “Well, maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try playing with BIG MEATY CLAWS!” – Saxophone player
- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
- “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Sheldon Plankton
- “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – New Narrator
- “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star
- “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
- “F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is uranium… bombs! N is for no survivors!” – Sheldon Plankton
- “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “I can’t see my forehead.” – Patrick Star
- “Future!” – Squidward Tentacles
- “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “It’s called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.” – Patrick Star
- “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.” – Patrick Star
- “Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.” – Sheldon Plankton
- “I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.” – Patrick Star
- Spongebob: You’re just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we will fight the Pink Menace! Patrick: That’s me!
- “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
- “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Sheldon Plankton
- “I have no soul.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “Well it may be stupid but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick Plank
- “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “You’re a man now SpongeBob and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
- “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
- “You’re about as ugly as homemade soup!” – Sandy Cheeks
- “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
- “You never really know the true meaning of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- Bouncer: “Welcome to The Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?” Customer: “How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.” Bouncer: “Yeah, so?” Customer: “Without any milk.”
- “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
- “Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.” – Sandy Cheeks
- “I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.” – Sheldon Plankton
- “Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me?” – Mr. Krabs
- “Fine, I guess you’re going to miss the panty raid.” – Patrick Star
- “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “You’re nothing but pure evil…just like newspaper comics.” – Sandy Cheeks
- “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “Oh well. I guess I’m not wearing any pants today.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Spongebob: “Guess what day today is?” Patrick: “Annoy Squidward day?” Spongebob: “No silly! that’s on the 15!”
- “No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world!” – Sheldon Plankton
- “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick Star
- “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Plank
- “Don’t you dare take the name of Texas in vein!” – Sandy Cheeks
- “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.” – Patrick Star
- “You need 600 to pass, you got six.” – Mrs. Puff
- “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
- “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs
- “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “Wait, Spongebob, we’re not cavemen. We have technology.” – Patrick Plank
- “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend… then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star
- “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob SquarePants
- Sandy Cheeks: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? Patrick Star: “Not until four.”
- “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… for 12 hours!” – Squidward Tentacles
- “Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” – Patrick Sta
- “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral,’ as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs
- “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.” – Squidward Tentacles
- “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – Spongebob SquarePants
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