20 Savage But Hilarious Break Up Texts

Breaking up is never fun. If you are the person getting dumped, having your heart crushed by your significant other is about as rough as it gets. Especially if you have been with someone for many years. It feels like you’re still beating heart has been ripped from your chest like in that scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Although not as painful, being the one that ends the relationship also isn’t easy. Telling someone you no longer want to spend the rest of your life with them is brutal. That’s why it’s also better to break up with someone in person, or at least via a phone call, although that doesn’t stop many people from hiding behind their phones and sending break up texts. 

With the rise of modern technology, people are more likely to send a message telling someone their relationship is done rather than speak face to face. We all wish things could end on good terms but that isn’t always the case. While sending a text message is not the best way to go about ending a relationship, even if it’s only a casual relationship, some of these messages do make for funny break up texts. While most are unintentionally funny, some messages are brutally honest and hilarious and will give you a good laugh. 

If you’ve ever been on the end of a break up text yourself, take heart with these funny messages, and be glad you didn’t receive such savage messages. 

20 Savage But Hilarious Break Up Texts

1. Other People

They say honesty is the best policy, but in this case, the news could have been handled a little better. That doesn’t stop it from being a brutally funny text message. 

2. The Accidental Adultery Reveal

The unintentional break up text sent to the wrong person is pretty hilarious, although not for the wife in the relationship. 

3. Single Who

Using a knock knock joke to end a relationship via text message is about as savage as it gets. 

4. Autocorret

When you cause heartbreak while also making a funny thanks to autocorrect. This person has a real sense of humor about breaking up with their true love.  

5. No Speak English

This guy is fed up with the way his lady talks so has decided to give her the ass using all capitals. He means business and is ready for a new relationship. 

6. Rose Are Red…

Nothing like using a bit of poetry to bring your relationship to an end. 

7. Why So Serious?

While this is a harsh way to say goodbye and end a relationship, at least the person is getting it done before it all gets too serious. They are doing a good thing by ending it now before marriage and children become a factor. 

8. He Hasn’t Liked You for Months

This text message exchange is just painful. Finding out you are getting dumped by your romantic partner through their friend really sucks. Probably best they are going their separate ways considering the boyfriend isn’t that keen. 

9. I’m Batman

There are many different ways to end a relationship. Making a Batman reference is certainly an interesting way of breaking up. 

10. Pain

This break up text didn’t go according to plan so the one doing the breaking up is looking for revenge by trying again the next morning. Probably best to just leave things as they are and get on with life. 

11. Gym Reference

This fitness freak thought it would be a good idea to use a gym reference to dump their partner. 

12. When Dad Finds Out

This is a worst case scenario when it comes to breaking up with your partner. Having their dad find out is certainly not what you want. Although the guy in this text doesn’t seem to be that worried as long as he can keep dating his new girlfriend Caitlin. 

13. Caught Red Handed

There isn’t really any way of getting out of this situation for this girlfriend, who gets what she deserves for cheating on her man. 

14. When She Won’t Let You Break Up

This woman is super stubborn, or just doesn’t give a flying fuck. Either way, it makes for a funny break up text. 

15. Don’t Worry, It’s Not Sam

A break up text telling you who the guy isn’t means it’s probably that guy. Harsh. 

16. I’m Leaving You

You can’t spell it out any clearer than this. 

17. Tina Turner

It might seem like a stretch to dump someone for not getting a joke, but when it’s about the great Tina Turner, it’s hard to disagree with this dumper. 

18. Slow Learner

Being on the receiving end of a break up text isn’t fun, especially when you don’t understand what’s going on. This person references several high-profile romances that are no more to get out of their unhappy relationship.

Unfortunately, their partner has no clue what is going on and they have to bring things to an end with the final savage message. This is a good example of when texting is the wrong option for a break up. 

19. Magic

This break up text didn’t go to plan. If you’re wondering how it was meant to go, read on below:

“Hey, wanna see a magic trick?”

“Yes”

“POOF! You’re single.”

20. Not the Xbox

Thankfully everything is fine with the Xbox. The same can’t be said for the relationship.