20 Funny Gifts for Men

1. Shower Beer Holder

This is the ultimate when it comes to funny gifts for men. As long as they are of legal age to drink, this is a great gift no matter the time of year. Christmas gift? Check. Valentine’s Day gift? Check. Father’s day gift? Check.

This simple-to-use gag gift can easily be mounted to any shower wall and enables whoever is under the water a place to put their beer. Because we all know there is nothing better than a shower beer. This cool gift might not be seen as romantic, but we are sure any fella that receives it will be very appreciative. 

2. Golf Decanter Set

If the man in your life loves whiskey and golf, then this Golf Decanter Set is the ultimate gag gift. It features a mini-golf cart with two golf ball whiskey glasses and an 850 ml decanter for your dad, brother, or partner to fill with his favorite malt liquor. This item would look great on any home bar or next to the golf trophies on the shelves. 

Another bonus is the price, with this great decanter set coming in at under $150. You might as well order one for yourself while you are at it. 

3. Finger Head Massager

Now here is a super cheap novelty gift that will get a few laughs while being extremely helpful. Finger Head Massagers always look strange, but they do a fantastic job massaging the scalp.

There are 20 prongs that will soothe and massage his head and leave him feeling stress-free. 60th birthday gifts don’t get much funnier or useful. 

4. Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? And Other Questions Older Men Need Answered - Allen F.  Mahon

This hilarious book is great for anyone whose dad is getting on a bit in age. Mixing wit with humor, author Allen F. Mahon addresses all the important issues facing older gents and their bodies.

At just 34 pages it’s a quick and easy read, so even men who don’t like books have no excuse for not finishing this one. 

5. Warning: Official Adult T-shirt

Choosing 18th birthday gifts is hard work, but you can cross one off with this funny t-shirt. It’s quite basic in design but the front reads: “Warning: Official Adult,” which will no doubt give the lad turning 18 a chuckle.

He’s probably not going to wear it out and about, but could be a good tee for him to wear during this party, or the morning after. 

6. Jaxon Lane Bro Mask

Do you know a guy who is always trying to look his best and is very attentive to his beauty regime? Then you might need to give him the Bro Mask.

This extra large Korean face mask from Jaxon Lane contains Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Hyaluronic Acid, and Hydrolyzed Collagen for face care and acne treatment. 

There’s no guarantee it’s going to make him look any better, but he’ll at least feel fresh-faced after applying this hydrating mask.

7. The Cut Buddy Shaping + Styling Tool

The Cut Buddy Shaping + Styling Tool was first seen on Shark Tank, so you know it’s a good idea if some of the Sharks have invested in it. It might look a little strange, but this is a great help for anyone who has trouble trimming their beard.

There are lots of different angles so you can get your beard how you want it, and it can also be used when cutting your hair. This is the best gift for any male buddies with long facial hair, or if you want to give your boyfriend a hint about trimming his beard. 

8. Burritos Tortilla Blanket

This Burritos Tortilla Blanket from mermaker is a great gift for any man who loves his Mexican. With winter fast approaching, there’s never been a better time to get a comfy blanket for the couch, with the Burritos Tortilla Blanket delivering exactly that. 

This funny gift idea is double-sided and circular in shape and sure to keep anyone who uses it nice and cozy. If the birthday boy isn’t a fan of Mexican food, it also comes in the shape of a cookie, waffle, and pizza. 

9. Winsults Roasting Card Game

Cards of Humanity is old. It’s time to upgrade his card game with this hilarious and unique gift. Winsults Roasting Card Game does what it says on the pack. You use the cards to roast each other. It makes for a great game to play with the boys before a night out or during halftime of the big game. 

It’s simple to play and will provide hours of fun and help you hone your insult-creating ability. 

10. Hasbullah Cutout

If you don’t know who Hasbulla is, then you’ve probably been living under a rock these past couple of years. The internet sensation from Russia is a pint-sized content creator who has become a pop culture icon. He regularly posts videos of himself enjoying life in Russia, driving fast cars, training for his UFC debut, and generally being hilarious. 

This cutout is a hilarious gift that will look great standing in a lounge room or by a window for people to see when they walk past. Husbullah’s facials are classic, as he looks ready to beat the shit out of anyone who bad-mouths him. 

11.  Cowboy Kush Candle

Everybody loves a candle. It doesn’t matter what gender you are or how old, candles make great gifts. So why not get him a candle that smells like his favorite plant? The Cowboy Kush Candle from Boy Smells has a 110-hour burn time and smells exactly like what you think it does. 

Just make sure when he lights it his parents aren’t around as they might think he’s toking up. 

12. Pimp and Ho Shot Glasses

This is a gift for both him and her that is sure to give everyone a good laugh. These simple shot glasses are emblazoned with “pimp” on one shot glass and “ho” on the other, differentiating whose shot glass is whose. 

This is a funny present any boyfriend and girlfriend will love. They make a great stocking filler or birthday gift and are dishwasher-safe. 

13. Dundie Award

As well as celebrating his birthday, give him an award while you’re at it. Based on the classic Dundie Awards handed out by Michael Scott in The Office, this trophy is a funny gag gift sure to have him giggling. Not only does the gold trophy feature a man with a briefcase, like the one seen in the show, but it comes with six interchangeable title plates for different types of awards. Examples include the “Fine Work Award” and “Hottest in the Office Award.” 

Anyone who watches The Office will love this gift, plus it beats chocolate gifts or a standard greet card that reads “Happy Birthday.” A top-notch gift. 

14. Up Yours Mug

Tell him how you really feel with this funny mug that has a middle finger at the bottom of it. As they drink their coffee or tea, it will slowly reveal the middle finger pointing straight at them. It’s an inexpensive yet hilarious gift sure to be enjoyed by most people who receive it. 

15. Extra Strength Viagra Joke Pill

Think he needs a little help in the bedroom? Gift him these Extra Strength Viagra Joke Pills and see what he says. As the title suggests, these aren’t actual Viagra pills, because they might be slightly embarrassing and probably cost you a fortune. Sure, it’s silly and a little mature, but it will have everyone cackling. 

16. Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover

What’s better than watching Nicolas Cage on screen? How about waking up next to him? This Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow Cover has the great man’s face plastered all over it. The image is taken from the movie Con Air and makes for a great decoration on the couch or bed.

His face can be covered if the in-laws are around, or displayed for all to see so they can understand how much Cage is loved in the household. 

17. PortoVino DayPack

What an ingenious idea! This backpack has the space to hold two bottles of wine that can be sampled by turning the small tap open or closed. A great idea for those who like backpacking with a little booze or who want to sneak some alcohol into the ball game or cinema. 

The pouch can hold up to 1.5 liters of your favorite tipple, as well as everything else you might need on a day out, with male space for a towel, picnic food, or laptop. 

18. Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Force Wars

This isn’t just any thumb war game, this one is Star Wars related! The Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Force Wars set comes with two lightsabers each player attaches to their thumb to give the usually boring game a bit more intrigue and silly fun. 

It might not be a gift that has longevity, but it is sure to provide some fun for a few hours after first being opened. It’s a great party game and is something that can get everyone involved. 

19. Big Ears Hearing Aid

This is another fun gift for the elderly men you know. This Big Ears Hearing Aid is two oversized ears that also double as hearing aids. Basically, it’s a way to take the piss out of a dad or grandfather by teasing them about getting old and losing their hearing. 

Of course, these ears won’t actually help anyone hear better and are just meant to be a joke, but they will provide a few laughs. 

20. Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book - Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen

Who doesn’t love coloring-in? But you don’t want to be doing so in a kid’s coloring-in book. That’s where the Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book comes in handy. 

This coloring-in book contains over 50 adult-only drawings ready for you to color in and turn into true art. Complete solo or bring it out at a party or gathering and get everyone involved in bringing the black and white pages to life.