150 Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Try Your Luck With
Everybody loves a good pick up line. While there is a massive range of pick up lines you can use, cheesy pick up lines are some of the best. These funny, cringe-worthy one-liners might not always seem like the best thing to say, they are sure to have you and your prospective date sharing a giggle. And as laughter is an aphrodisiac, there’s a good chance you might actually have a conversation with your new love interest.
While many cheesy pick up lines are best used in a real-life setting, such as a bar or cafe, we understand that this is the digital age. More and more people are using dating apps as a way to connect with others, meaning you can try out your best smooth pick up lines or flirty pick up lines from the comfort of your own home. Just make sure you aren’t crossing any lines and understand being filthy isn’t always the best approach when it comes to pick up lines. You don’t want to be known as the guy who sends out the worst pick up line of all time.
As there are literally hundreds of different cheesy pick up lines you can use, we’ve narrowed it down and selected 150 of the best for you to try out. Good luck!
150 Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Try Your Luck With
1. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
2. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
3. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
4. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.
5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
6. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
7. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.
8. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.
9. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
10. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
11. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
12. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
13. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cute-cumber.”
14. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
15. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
16. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?
17. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
18. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
19. How is your fever? (What fever?) Oh… you just look hot to me.
20. Most people like to watch the Olympics pick up because they only happen once every four years. But I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
21. I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
22. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
24. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night) – all the color is in your eyes.
25. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
26. If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
27. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
28. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me – I’ve been looking a long time.
29. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
30. They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they’ve never stood next to you.
31. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
32. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
33. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
34. Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
35. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
36. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
37. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
38. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
39. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight – or should I walk by again?
41. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
42. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
43. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
44. Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme? Because Jean Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
45. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
46. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
47. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
48. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
49. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.
50. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
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51. Babe, are you a pizza? Because every slice of you is perfect.
52. Girl, if you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.
53. I must be dancing with the devil because you’re hot as hell.
54. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
55. Are your parent’s bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
56. My bike is in for a service. Can I ride you instead?
57. Are you a customer service representative? Cause I’ll hold for you.
58. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
59. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
60. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
61. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
62. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
63. Are you my mental health? Cause, sure, your not the best but I can’t live without you.
64. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
65. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
66. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
67. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
68. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
69. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever met (*show phone with front cam).
70. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
71. Some guys are boyfriend material. I’m made of wall material.
72. Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
73. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
74. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
75. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
76. If you were a flower, you’d be a daaaaaamn-delion.
77. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘”anguage of love.” Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
78. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
79. I always thought happiness started with an “h,” but it turns out mine starts with “u.”
80. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
81. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
82. You look like somebody I would like to meet.
83. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
84. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like this?
85. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
86. Do you have a pen? Good. Can you write down my number?
87. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
88. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
89. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
90. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
91. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
92. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
93. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
94. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
95. If you were a taser, you’d be set to “stun.”
96. Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
97. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
98. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
99. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
100. You’re so selfish. You’re going to have that body your whole life. And I just want it for one night.
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101. I’m just visiting for the weekend and don’t know what to do while I’m here. Any recommendations?
102. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
103. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d love to give you my heart.
104. I don’t play guitar. But I’d sure like to pluck your G-string.
105. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
106. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
107. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right – we’ve only met in my dreams.
108. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
109. Is your name Earl Grey? Cause you look like hot tea.
110. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.
111. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
112. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
113. You can delete the app now, I’m here.
114. Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
115. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
116. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
117. I’d take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
118. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.
119. If being in love was illegal, would you be my partner in crime?
120. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
121. How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
122. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
123. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
124. I think the gap between my fingers was meant for yours.
125. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
126. If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
127. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
128. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
129. Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
130. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
131. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
132. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
133. You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
134. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
135. You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
136. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
137. I think you might be lacking some Vitamin Me.
138. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
139. I always thought happiness started with an “H” but it looks like it starts with “U.”
140. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
141. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
142. Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
143. Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.
144. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
145. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
146. I’m pretty good at algebra…I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
147. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
148. Have we met? You look exactly like my next partner.
149. You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?
150. What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
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