The 85 Best Dirty Tinder Pick Up Lines To Try This Year

Pick up lines barely work, but they do provide a good laugh, which is always important when meeting women. If you can make her laugh, you are on the right track to making her like you. Women (and men) love a good laugh, so there is no better way to get her attention than with a funny pick up line.

Many funny pick up lines are also quite dirty. Combining sexual innuendo with comedy might seem like a cheap way to get laughs, but it works more often than not. So for those of you who are a little risque when it comes to pick up lines, we have collected some of the dirtiest pick up lines you can try this year.

A word of warning;  just be careful who you decided to use these on. Some people may get offended, and that is not the purpose of these pick up lines. They are to get a laugh and break the ice, so just be cautious when using them.

The 85 Best Dirty Tinder Pick Up Lines To Try This Year

1. Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
2. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
3. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
4. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
5. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw.
6. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
7. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
8. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
9. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
10. Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
11. That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
12. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
13. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
14. Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.
15. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
16. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
17. If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
18. Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
19. Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
20. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
21.  Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
22. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
23. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
24. Can I give you an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!
25. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
26. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
27. You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
28. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
29. I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
30. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
31. Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
32. Are you my pinky toe? Because I’d like to bang you on all my furniture.
33. Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
34. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
35. Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
36. If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
37. Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!
38. Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
39. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
40. Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
41. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
42. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
43. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
44. Call me leaves because you should be blowing me.
45. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
46. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
47. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
48. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
49. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
50. Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
51. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
52. There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.
53. Are you hungry? Because omelet you suck this dick.
54. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
55. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word.
56. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
57. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
58. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.
59. Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
60. Your outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
61. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
62. My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
63. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
64. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
65. Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me.
66. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
67. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
68. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
69. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.
70. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
71. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
72. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
73. Girl, are you an iceberg? Because you’re making me want to go down.
74. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
75. My couch pulls out but I don’t.
76. Let’s play house. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want.
77. We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
78. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
79. So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
80. Great dress. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart.
81. Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside.
82. Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
83. Hi, I’m a burglar… and I’m going to smash your back door in.
84. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
85. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.