
The 85 Best Dirty Tinder Pick Up Lines To Try This Year
Pick up lines barely work, but they do provide a good laugh, which is always important when meeting women. If you can make her laugh, you are on the right track to making her like you. Women (and men) love a good laugh, so there is no better way to get her attention than with a funny pick up line.
Many funny pick up lines are also quite dirty. Combining sexual innuendo with comedy might seem like a cheap way to get laughs, but it works more often than not. So for those of you who are a little risque when it comes to pick up lines, we have collected some of the dirtiest pick up lines you can try this year.
A word of warning; just be careful who you decided to use these on. Some people may get offended, and that is not the purpose of these pick up lines. They are to get a laugh and break the ice, so just be cautious when using them.
The 85 Best Dirty Tinder Pick Up Lines To Try This Year
- Hey girl, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
- Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
- Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw.
- I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
- Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
- I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
- Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
- That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
- Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
- If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
- Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
- Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
- Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
- Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- Can I give you an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
- Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
- You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
- Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
- I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
- Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
- Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
- Are you my pinky toe? Because I’d like to bang you on all my furniture.
- Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
- Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
- Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
- If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
- Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!
- Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
- Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
- Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
- I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
- Call me leaves because you should be blowing me.
- I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?
- Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
- Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
- I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
- If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
- Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
- Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
- There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.
- Are you hungry? Because omelet you suck this dick.
- Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
- The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word.
- If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
- Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
- Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.
- Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.
- Your outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
- The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
- My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
- If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
- Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me.
- I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
- That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
- What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
- Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.
- If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- Girl, are you an iceberg? Because you’re making me want to go down.
- Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
- My couch pulls out but I don’t.
- Let’s play house. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want.
- We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
- Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
- So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
- Great dress. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart.
- Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside.
- Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
- Hi, I’m a burglar… and I’m going to smash your back door in.
- Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.
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