85 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
When it comes to classic jokes, the knock knock joke is right up there with the best of them. Normally aimed at kids, there are some good knock knock jokes out there for adults also. The basic premise of the joke doesn’t change much, with a person eliciting a call-and-response type scenario that ends with a pun or funny punchline.
It’s believed William Shakespeare may have been the first person to reference a knock knock joke in 1606. The phrase “Knock, knock. Who’s there?” appears in his famous play, Macbeth. Then there is Bob Dunn who wrote the book Knock Knock: Featuring Enoch Knox. He is generally credited with making the modern knock knock joke a success.
Today the knock knock joke is still much loved by both children and adults. Similar to dad jokes, they are seen as silly jokes that will have you shaking your head while chuckling. There are literally hundreds of different knock knock jokes out there that are sure to have you cracking up. We’ve selected 85 of our favorites for you to enjoy and try on with your friends and family.
85 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To?
To who?
To whom.
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There ain’t no more.
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOO!
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door.
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed.
12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.
14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A week.
A week who?
Yeah, we cool.
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deja vu.
Deja vu who?
Knock Knock.
16. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, it’s kangaroo.
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wah.
Wah who?
It’s-a me Mario!
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry.
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Thank you? No, thank you.
21. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one know how to get a sloth to come down from a tree?
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Hey, don’t cry.
23. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Con-
Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?”
24. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind – are you a pig, or an owl?!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke?
Luke who?
Look through the peephole and find out.
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana messages for me?
27. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there?”
30. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me … when you’re not strong!
31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl always love you.
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shamp.
Shamp who?
Does my hair really look that dirty?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunchtime.
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I use Google.
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
36. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me.
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
42. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normally I’d call first, but I had to see you!
44. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-h-o.
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, but I’ll take some almonds if you got them.
46. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car goes beep, beep.
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Alien – wait, how many aliens do you know?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby, I’ll see you later at my place.
51. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson!
52. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Dis guy is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.
53. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. – hand over the cash!
54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer me – I’m coming!
56. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande who?
Okay, boomer!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
58. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
59. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
60. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anna Partridge.
Anna Partridge who?
Anna Partridge in a pear tree!
61. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention.
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.
63. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Ma damn foot is stuck in the door.
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
65. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
66. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omargod, I have the wrong door.
67. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
68. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
69. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
70. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir-
ARRRRRRRRRRRR!
71. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Desiree.
Desiree who?
Desiree of sunshine shining through my window.
72. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Desiree.
Desiree who?
Desiree of sunshine shining through my window.
73. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
74. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it.
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
76. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Sounds like a party in there!
77. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
79. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moron.
Moron who?
Moron that later, after these messages from our sponsors.
80. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
81. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.
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