18 Weirdest Things on Wish That Will Make You Laugh

Wish is a popular e-commerce platform that allows sellers to deal directly with buyers. In 2010, Piotr Szulczewski and Danny Zhang launched Wish, which now operates out of San Francisco. It’s hugely popular and one of the most downloaded apps. The company is famous, or infamous, for its eye-catching and weird products. They’re all over social media and impossible to ignore. It’s tough to avoid the temptation to check out the weirdest things on Wish. Here are the 18 weirdest things on Wish that’ll make you laugh.

1. Matt Damon’s Head

Matt Damon’s head is possibly the weirdest and coolest thing on Wish. It’s the missing item that’ll tie the whole room together. The 1/6th scale Matt Damon head is brought to you by lehang8899. The seller somehow realized there was a market for Matt Damon’s head. Like always, Ben Affleck’s head did poorly with buyers. 

2. Cat Muzzle

Yes, from afar, this does appear to be a kinky sex toy for cats. However, Wish seller Hgcgs Maker International makes a very practical item for cat owners. The muzzle actually prevents the cat from biting during pet grooming sessions. 

3. A Toasty Pillow

Ever make a piece of toast and think to yourself, “this would make a great pillow.” Well, that’s what Wish seller Gechanyuan thought. It turns out that this weird item is better suited for cats.

4. Chicken Helmet

Wish seller wqby is selling one of social media’s strangest yet practical items, the chicken helmet. The helmet will protect chicken heads from pecking. Here’s a fun fact: that’s not a dirty joke. 

5. Hedgehog Cups

At first, it seems strange to want hedgehogs hanging off of glasses. It might be weird, but it makes a great gift or practical joke. Your call. 

6. Bike Light

No, this bicycle does not need to be neutered. In fact, Wish seller noloyu is certain this bike light will save lives. Yes, you read that correctly. This is a bike light and not some guy’s family jewels.

7. Bubble Tent

Wish seller chenju668 takes sleeping under the stars to a new level. It’s an impressive bubble tent that fits a bed and other items. Think the Bubble Boy on Seinfeld. 

8. Meat Socks

Plain white socks are indeed dull. Sometimes people just need a little meat on their feet. Well, Wish seller S&S has you covered. They sell unique socks that look like shoes, dollar bills, and chunks of meat. 

9. Hoodies Blanket 

A light bulb went off when Wish seller Ground into Dress looked at a hoodie, robe, and blanket. Combine all three into the ultimate hoodie blanket. You’ll feel warm and cozy and get mistaken for Jabba the Hutt. 

10. Romantic Keychains

Looking for the most romantic gift in the world? Look no further than these romantic keychains. Wish seller shuyu is selling “I like her butt” and “I like his beard” key chains for an affordable price. Have an anniversary coming up? Grab the “I like her butt” necklace. 

11. Bread Pillow

The bread pillow is hugely popular on Wish. Even seller QEClock has a bread pillow for sale. To be fair, bread does look like the most comfortable of the baked goods.

12. Nicolas Cage Pants

Nicolas Cage is one of the finest actors of his generation. He’s a critically acclaimed actor. However, there’s one thing he’s better at than being an actor. Being a pair of pants. Wish seller popfashion317 proves that Cage has a face for pants. There’s also a matching hoodie.

13. Nic Cage Pillow

According to Wish seller chenxmhome, Nicolas Cage also has the perfect face for pillows.

14. Trump Cleaner

Wish seller Miss Alica has the perfect gift for Trump supporters and non-supports. Non-supports love the symbolism of using the controversial president as a toilet brush. For supporters, it proves that he can clean up anything. 

15. Stomach Fanny

On Wish, no seller has their finger on the pulse like Corchild. The Dad bag is precisely what every dad needs. People pointing and laughing. 

16. Puffy Ski Suit

Wish seller Rtthird Co knows the importance of staying warm in the winter. That’s why they created a bubble to trap in the heat. Just don’t let anyone pop it. 

17. Trump and Kim The Notebook

According to Wish, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un have one of the greatest romances in history. It’s basically the plot of The Notebook. 

18. Cat Hoodie

366 Days Department Store isn’t the only place on Wish to find clothes for pets. Pet clothes on their own aren’t weird. But the cat in the advertisement does not look happy to be wearing this hoodie.