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30 Funny Text Messages That Will Crack You Up

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30 Funny Text Messages That Will Crack You Up

  • Next Luxury / Funny
  • by — Jared McMahon

When it comes to fantastic inventions of the modern era, it’s hard to go past the smartphone. These pieces of tech allow us to communicate with anyone at any time across the globe. While originally designed for communicating, smartphones are an all-in-one entertainment system these days. You can surf the web, listen to music, watch movies, sell shares, and even count your steps. But the best thing is the ability to send messages. Nobody actually talks on the phone these days, especially the younger generations. It’s all text messages with gifs and emojis often replacing real words. While texting has made it easier to chat with friends and family, it can often lead to some hilarious exchanges and funny text messages.

We’ve scoured the internet to find some of the funniest text messages ever screenshotted. Some are grammatical errors while others are witty replies. What they all have in common is how funny they are. So read on and prepare to giggle at these funny text messages. 

1. Don’t Make the Same Mistakes Twice

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Here is an awkward conversation between father and son that will give you a good laugh. 

2. Nuggets Anyone?

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@steveninaspeedo/Tumblr

This funny text would surely annoy every parent. Good joke from Emily though. 

3. Are You Pregnant?

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Ruin My Week

When your boyfriend mistakes the thermometer for a pregnancy test. 

4. Game of Thrones Is Not Ok

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@laurenreeves/Twitter

Just when you think the sister is going to get mad due to the graphic nature of Game of Thrones, it turns out she’s more worried about her child missing the earlier seasons. This one will give you a good laugh. 

5. Accidently Banging Your Friends Wife

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

If this text got delivered it would be an all-timer. While it reads like the sender banged his friend’s wife in the driveway, it was actually her car he hit. This is the type of friendly text message you need to proofread before sending. 

6. Stop Playing Chess With My Dad

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

When you lose the Queen it doesn’t mean you have to give up the King. True love might not exist but at least this lad can still play chess with his ex’s dad.

7. Don’t Play With Mom

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Ruin My Week

When your mom tells you not to say a bad word but you go and do it anyway and this is her response. Don’t get mom mad! 

8. Mind If I Get a Wing?

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Food delivery drivers are meant to bring you your food, not eat it. 

9. Don’t Let the Moth Get You

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We Know Memes

This dad is freaking out his daughter with a funny text. To be fair, I don’t think I’d be too keen home alone with a moth. 

10. Keep the Noise Down

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Ruin My Week

Ever heard your sibling or friend having sex? This family knows exactly how you feel. 

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11. Mum Has a Smartphone

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Mom has finally joined the digital world but needs a little help when it comes to typing spaces. 

12. The Rock and His Twin

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NikkyRoberts/Twitter

Nicky convinced her friend Becky the Rock and Dwyane Johnson are twins. This is a hilarious conversation that is sure to provide a few laughs. 

13. Poor Dad

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Here’s a good joke at the expense of dad. 

14. Driving Instructor Dave

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Ruin My Week

Poor old Dave doesn’t like being called a dickhead. Fair play though. He’s just trying to give lessons. 

15. At Least He’s Honest

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Dads often don’t have any problem talking straight. Even when it’s something as serious as adoption, as is the case with this funny text message. 

16. When Cereal Is Life

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@relationshipgoal/Tumblr

The love of a good woman doesn’t compare to cereal. Funny text messages like this make for great memes to be shared on social media platforms. 

17. Facebook Market Place is Wild

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Ruin My Week

Why this guy kept continuing the conversation is anyone’s guess, but it makes for some funny text messages. 

18. Not Even God Gets a Free Pass

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Nobody should be texting when in church, no matter the hour. 

19. Wrong Number

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Don’t you hate it when you text the wrong number? This person certainly did when they received the above message. 

20. Send Me a Dirty Picture

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boy-between-the-ears/Tumblr

This wasn’t what the boyfriend had in mind when he asked for a dirty picture. 

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21. Make Sure You Text the Right Person

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fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Imagine being this dude? This is information he did not want his partner to know. 

22. Not My Drug Dealer

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@FunnyTextings/Twitter

Nobody will know who this is…

23. Mom Likes the Deep Penis

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BuzzFeed

When autocorrect stuffs things up. You know this text message quickly went viral on social media. 

24. Street Name

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fun.ny_texts/Instagram

When you mix your street name up with your actual street name. 

25. When Dad Is a Savage

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fun.ny_text/Instagram

I wouldn’t want this fella as my dad. What a savage. 

26. Too Drunk

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fun.ny_texts/Instagram

This person got so drunk they were talking to a potato. 

27. Please Send Nudes

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LolRiot!

This is a great response to a request for a nude. Even the lad on the receiving end would have to chuckle at getting this text back.

28. Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

I’ve never heard somebody describe delivering pizzas in this way. 

29. That’s My Boy

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@fun.ny_texts/Instagram

Everyone deserves a dad as supportive as this guy. 

30. A Polite Stoner

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AcidCow

Who knew stoners could be this easy-going and thoughtful? 

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Jared McMahon

Writer

Jared studied at Medill School of Journalism before starting his writing career. As a staff writer at Next Luxury, he is passionate about helping men live life to the fullest.

Jared studied at Medill School of Journalism before starting his writing career. As a staff writer at Next Luxury, he is passionate about helping men live life to the fullest.

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